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1 year ago
they say that….
I just received this story from my work partner.. It’s so funny guys ;p trust me.
First day of school in an American high school in Washington DC. The teacher introduces the new kid, Suzuki Yamaguchi from Japan to the rest of the class.
As the class start, the teacher says: “Let’s start with a small quiz in American history”.
Who said “Freedom or death?”
Suddenly silence and only Suzuki raises his hand: “Patrick Henry, 1775. in Philadelphia. “
“Very good Suzuki”. And who said: “The nation is it’s people and as such can never die?”
Suzuki raises his hand again: “Abraham Lincoln, 1863, Washington.”
The teacher looks at her students and says: “Shame on you, Suzuki is a Japanese and know American history better than you.”
A silent voice from the back of the class: “Go f*ck yourselves, sh*tty Japanese”
“Who said that!?”, yells the teacher.
Suzuki raises his hand and says: “General MacArthur, 1942, Guadalcanalu, and Lee Iacocca 1982 at the Chrysler management board meeting, Detroit.”
The class is in silence and you can again hear a silent voice: “Suck my c*ck!!!”
The teacher is furious: “I’ve had enough. Who said that?”
Suzuki: “Bill Clinton to Monica Levinsky, Oval Office, 1997 in Washington.”
Another voice yells: “Suzuki is sh*t!”
Suzuki: “Valentino Rossi in Rio de Janeiro at the Brazil moto Grand-Prix in 2002.”
The class goes wild, the teacher starts crying, and in walks to the school Principal she said: “What the hell is going on?, I am going to quit !!”
Suzuki: “Sri Mulyani, Ministry of Finance, Jakarta, Indonesia, 2010 when KPK auditors were in her office.”
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Notes: 1 / 1 year ago
manusia masih terlalu primitif untuk berfikir tentang Tuhan
There are too many misterious things in this universe that unknown by any human. It seems purposely hiden by The Creator.
Galaxies, life out side the earth, limit of the universe, u named it. even the holy bible is never clearly explaining about that.
So, who are we actually?
We are only primitive human! when compared with the available knowledge, we just nothing!
Creatures who spend whole life to learning, but only get an extremely little piece of knowledge. Maybe 0,0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of the available knowledge on this world..
Pathetic, huh?!!
Is it fair?
Yes, I guess.. cuz we just a group of primitive.. LOL
Then, How about The Creator?
forget it! It’s too complicated of course.
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1 year ago
formspring.me
Ask me anything http://formspring.me/arisogot
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2 years ago
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2 years ago from sem07it (originally from thingssheloves)
you inspire me
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2 years ago
my '6'
you: hey man! how is it goin??me: damn it! my tumblarity plummeted to 6.you: sounds great! ^^me: .............. -
Notes: 10 / 2 years ago from moqojiy (originally from insectlove)
nice one.
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Notes: 1 / 2 years ago
thats me. thats you. actually we are the vaguely faces.
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Notes: 2 / 2 years ago
just another ‘zero point zero level photos editing’.
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2 years ago[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
you can hear it when you feel lonely on the train.. nice one.
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